blissfulcatharsis:

even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone

Prayer circle for Malec to pull a Nagron and outlive everyone.

horchatita:

owlmylove:

ships in which someone speaks English as a second language (◡‿◡✿)

ships where that someone slips into foreign swearing when upset (◕‿◕✿)

ships where that someone moans out foreign endearments when they’re with their lovers (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

SHIPS WITH BILINGUAL LOVERS (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧

ellendegeneres:

Someone-elsies: when someone else takes a picture of you.

"Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn’t enough. You also have to move the chair."
— Ellen Degeneres, Seriously…. I’m kidding (via flawlessirishman)
"Isn’t falling in love a lot like losing your head?"
— Suicide notes (via flawlessirishman)

the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate